Babies smell awesome. I should know. I smell one every day.
Now, I’m not talking about poop-smell. No. Poop-smell exists to weed out the weak, the unworthy.
But the good smell. Oh man. If you could bottle that and sell it, you’d be a millionaire. It smells like happiness and joy, and (in my baby’s case) coconut oil.
How to properly smell a baby:
1. Find the sweet spot. This is typically located between the cheek and ear. Or sometimes on the neck.
2. Press your nose and lips to the sweet spot. It helps if your nose is slightly smashed into the sweet spot.
3. Kiss and inhale at the same time.
You have officially smelled a baby.
You are now addicted.